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Personally, I always take extra security precautions when watching T.V. and when around microwaves. I can heartily recommend wrapping your head in tin foil before doing so. This protects against mind infiltration techniques used by the C.I.A., F.B.I., A.L.I.E.N.S., S.H.I.E.L.D., and other assorted non-governmental organisations [N.G.O.'s]. & governmental organisations [G.O.'s]. As it is not currently fashionable to pop down to the shops wearing shiny metallic objects on your head, lots of these people have taken to wearing the beanie hat as a type of disguise. Other people opt for the more discrete option of having a metal plate installed in their head. Some people not in the know, choose to ignore the potential dangers.
Also, to answer your last point: lots of these beanie hats wearing guys also have girly hair because they are metrosexuals. A metrosexual is the politically correct way of saying that someone is gay without giving a fence.
2. Because they have security/comfort issues?
3. Because Barber's are rarer than hair salon's. It's hard to tell a female hair stylist not to style your hair when her rack is in your face and your hormones are raging.